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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????

REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????

i think so too

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whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

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terezipyroope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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