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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray
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earthdad:

I’ve been looking for this for seven years and i found it in my attic while moving out today
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daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
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haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   
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bleu-eyed:

I can’t remember anything without you
Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind (2004)
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bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy
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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via covocal)

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uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

(Source: cheezboiga, via bastille)

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